when you manage to successfully blame some other person for your flatulence.
i like going to crowded bars where it’s easy to release alternative farts.
- pocket shuffle
the act of putting your hands in your pocket to readjust your t-st-cl-s and on occasion p-n-s. sometimes even to conceal an erection. i’ve been in the sun all day and my b-lls are sticking to my thys. watch my back as i pocket shuffle.
- michael mood
the ability to dm any b-tch you want and getting her honestly i didn’t think i could do it until i got in my michael mood
- dusty plumber
when your girl takes a sh-t and doesn’t wipe and you give her a good ol rimmer in an hour. brad gave chad a dusty plumber .
- older sister
a job that requires you to mess with all younger siblings and that includes punching, laughing at, tricking…etc. “i’m your older sister it’s my job to punch you!”
sweldong natatanggap bilang kabayaran sa pagkakaroon ng magandang abs. nagmula sa absweldo ang yaman ni zach efron kaya naman alaga siya sa katawan at araw-araw nageexercise.