alterno-mom


noun.contraction of “alternative lifestyle mom”.same as alterna-mom. punks, neo-hippies, or other females who are into alternative culture (tatoos, attachment parenting, extended rebellious adolescence) and who breed.
that alterno-mom is trying a little too hard to pretend like she is still in her twenties, with her hot pink hair, driving a minivan full of kids around.

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