Altipoop
phenomena experienced when the traveling from sea level to about 10,000 ft.
as a result of the change in alt-tude one experiences the inability to take a normal p–p.
symptoms include:
rabbit pellets
excessive gas
fruitless attempts at p–ping
great feeling of relief when one finally returns to sea level.
-most commonly experienced my males (or at least admitted to)
– “oh my god, he kept me up all night farting.”
– “yeah that’s probably because of the altip–ps.”
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