alton towers
home to nemesis, oblivion, air, ripsaw, corkscrew, rita, spinball, enterprise…etc
best theme park in the uk
popular theme park in england. famous for a lot of rides including it’s most trademark one, ‘oblivion’. ‘air’ is most likely to break down whilst riding it and you’re most likely to drop a shoe or hat in ‘nemesis’. a very enjoyable theme park but if you soil yourself on ‘rita’ you’re screwed.
also commonly shortened down to ‘at’.
“let’s go to alton towers today mummy, but i mustn’t forget to bring a change of pants!”
“at is so d-mn cool!”
“did you hear, that oblivion at at is so scary!”
a usually (not not always) gay s-xual manoeuvre where someone is sandwiched between two men in standing position. the two standing men both simutaneously -n-lly penetrate the recipient while both singing in the hall of the mountian king (the alton towers theme). if the recipient is able to support themselves on something the two men can also use their arms above their head in a triangle shape and can bob up and down in time with the tune.
“so chris, me and my boyfriend were wondering if you fancied a trip to alton towers?”
“yeah sounds good”
“ba ba ba ba ba baaa
ba ba baaa
ba ba baaa
ba ba ba ba ba ba baaa
ba ba ba ba ba baaaaaaaaa”
a usually (not not always) gay s-xual manoeuvre where someone is sandwiched between two men in standing position. the two standing men both simutaneously -n-lly penetrate the recipient while both singing in the hall of the mountian king (the alton towers theme). if the recipient is able to support themselves on something the two men can also use their arms above their head in a triangle shape and can bob up and down in time with the tune.
“so chris, me and my boyfriend were wondering if you fancied a trip to alton towers?”
“yeah sounds good”
“ba ba ba ba ba baaa
ba ba baaa
ba ba baaa
ba ba ba ba ba ba baaa
ba ba ba ba ba baaaaaaaaa”
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