Alturdative
a cr-ppy alternative (al-t-rd-ative)… a sh-tty option.
we might as well go to the party and try to get laid; the alt-rdative is to sit home alone.
“al-t-rd-ative”….a variation of the similar word “alternative”…. meaning the decision of a girl wishing to remain a virgin to take it up the b-tt instead of having v-g-n-l s-x…. the thought process being that -n-l s-x isn’t a violation of chast-ty vows since it doesn’t break the hymen.
the girl said she wouldn’t have v-g-n-l intercourse cuz she wanted to technically stay a virgin but, she offered me -n-l s-x as an “al-t-rd-ative” (alt-rdative).
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