alva is the name of the most perfectly amazing beautiful and awesome girl in the world. she is so awesome that it is unbelievable. :d
you are as awesome as alva… wait a second! that isnt possible because you cant be more awesome than alva 😉
“dudeee, that seven -twenty ollie was totally alva”
middle aged man(skater or non) who is able to retain the same s-x appeal and charisma he had 25 years prior
katie’s new boyfriend isn’t some old geezer. he’s a total alva.

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