Alvin Man
an extremely popular brand of condoms among the internet.
the sole proprietor of alvin man condoms claims that has
never heard of anything along the lines of “trojan man”
woman: i think we need help…
man: we need help?
woman: … in bed..
man: in bed?!?
choir: alvin maaaaan
woman: oh alvin man!
alvin man: hi, im alvin man, and im here to help
woman: to help?
alvin man: down there
alvin man: you see, i now come in a variety of flavours
alvin man: like strawberry, or blueberry
choir: alvin maaaaan
woman: oh alvin man!
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