alydia
when you p-ss out at 9:00 pm at a party and you aren’t seen until the next morning when you’re extremely hungover.
girl 1: i can’t remember anything from last night.
girl 2: well you did pull a lydia.
alydia is the most perfect girl you can find. she doesn’t make any wrong moves, extremely intelligent, has an amazing personality, and has an amazingly gorgeous body to go with the whole package. she’s a great girlfriend and a very kind hearted person. when she walks by everyone turns their head to look at her because of her stunning appearance. you know what’s the best part about her? she’s just an extremely caring and loving person. sure she has her flaws, but at the end of the day she’s still perfect.
alydia is the most perfect girl you’ll ever meet.
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