when you p-ss out at 9:00 pm at a party and you aren’t seen until the next morning when you’re extremely hungover.
girl 1: i can’t remember anything from last night.
girl 2: well you did pull a lydia.
alydia is the most perfect girl you can find. she doesn’t make any wrong moves, extremely intelligent, has an amazing personality, and has an amazingly gorgeous body to go with the whole package. she’s a great girlfriend and a very kind hearted person. when she walks by everyone turns their head to look at her because of her stunning appearance. you know what’s the best part about her? she’s just an extremely caring and loving person. sure she has her flaws, but at the end of the day she’s still perfect.
alydia is the most perfect girl you’ll ever meet.
- east chicago
the place where you will get shot the f-ck up for just standing, all gds and bds, kings, vice sh-t all of them live there. person 1: “walking” thug: aye n-gg- i ain’t never seen you here f-ck you doing in east chicago.
- squirt mishap
when both partners are too lazy to take shirts off and a hand job is just too good to hold back. that dangling shirt may just end up getting wet d-mn it! you should’ve taken my shirt off! i had a squirt mishap!
a word someone uses when the have no f-cking idea what they are talking about. mechanic 1: that bull-wheel will do to many cyclations. mechanic 2: what do you suggest? mechanic 1: more riboflavin’s!!!
- pubic scoliosis
a condition that affects the p-n-s on certain individuals; an unnatural curvature in the p-n-s;only affects males. can be caused by an improper circ-mcision. the s-x was good it’s just that he has…pubic scoliosis.
- trend prediction
the business equivalent of making new year’s resolutions—mostly useless forecasts that emanate from lazy thinking or guesswork. business periodicals love to feature trend predictions in their last issue of the year: obvious “trends,” such as “most developing nations will switch to smartphones by 2020” and “big data as marketing 3.0” are almost laughable.