amazing, beautiful, greatest person in the world.
“i love alyse”
“your being type alyse right now, thats so niiiiiice”
the most amazing girl in the world! she is a beautiful blonde but she thinks she is ugly and criticize herself a lot. she knows how to have fun and is easy to fall in love with. everyone loves her and most of the men want to be with her.
guy 1-“thats girl is s-xy!!”
guy 2-“i know she must be an alyse!!”
- Pre-new year ejaculate
when people start saying “see you next year” the last week of december right up until the 31st at 11:59. on dec. 26th, sam said to dave, see you next year. dave replied to sam, “did you just pre-new year -j-c-l-t- me?”
without doubt; 100% sure. ok, this is the best word in the english language. just say it and it gets plastered into the back of your brain and you’re hooked on this one word. saying it over, and over, and over, and over. i love it. in-dub-it-ab-ly. indubitably, my p-n-s is bigger than yours. indubitably. […]
a bullsh-t managment word for a process in which they dont understand. manager – “this action feeds into the workflow process.” employee’s think ” what the f-ck is a workflow” noun: progress (or rate of progress) in work being done; process of heading to ones job man that work flow took foa ever. work flow […]
acronym for “kao pei kao bu”, which means “cry father cry mother” in hokkien. used for scolding people who talk nonsense. wah liao, you nothing to do don’t whole day kbkp me lah!
the hottest, s-xiest, most attractive girl who i would stick my d-ck into any day. d-mn son, that cailin girl is one hot b-tch. the greatest most perfect girl friend in the whole universe… my true love at first sight… shes a princess… my whole world… shes s-xy, hott, beautiful, smart….. shes worth all the […]