Alyson


most alyson’s are very gorgeous but don’t know it. they think they are ugly and criticize themselves a lot.
they get annoyed with there closest friends but are always there for them.
usually curvy or skinny. not fat.
usually brunette sometimes blonde.
s-xy and romantic. very creative.
they make amazing girlfriends and fall for certain people. not a player. very unlikely to cheat.
an alyson is a very funny and entertaining person. very fun person.
alyson: my thighs r so fat. its so embarr-ssing!
cammy: no they aren’t you’re gorgeous.
jake: alyson, seriously. you’re super gorgeous!
alyson: yeah, okay whatever.
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someone (female) who is amazing/exciting in the bedroom.

a girl who appears sweet and naive at first but turns out to be very s-xy.

a girl who can take you by surprise at any given moment.

geoff: so how did it go with that girl last night?

dave: well the night started out kinda boring at first but then she turned out to be a real alyson!

geoff: score!
most alyson’s are very gorgeous but don’t know it. they think they are ugly and criticize themselves alot.
they get annoyed with there closest friends but are always there for them.
usually curvy or skinny. not fat.
usually brunette sometimes blonde.
s-xy and romantic. very creative.
they make amazing girlfriends and fall for certain people. not a player. very unlikely to cheat.
an alyson is a very funny and entertaining person. very fun person.
allie: im so fat. its so embarr-ssing!
carly: no you aren’t you’re gorgeous.
jacob: allie, seriously. you’re super gorgeous!
allie: yeah, okay.
alyson: my thighs r so fat. its so embarr-ssing!
cammy: no they aren’t you’re gorgeous.
jake: alyson, seriously. you’re super gorgeous!
alyson: yeah, okay whatever.
a beautiful -ss girl .
guy: have you seen alyson

guy 2 : yes she is gorgeous !
a really, hot girl with huge b–bs and a nice -ss. great with handjobs or bl-wj-bs, even though she says she may not be good at them or say they don’t know how to. really nice and funny, and always bring themselves down by calling themselves fat or ugly even though they are thin and skinny and very hot. fun to be around.
alyson herlehy is very thin and s-xy, i’d like her in my pants
1.
a girl with brains, booty, loves a cold beer and a nice set of b-lls. she can usually out drink any man in the room. after a few you can find her in the bedroom with an un-named guy and find him missing in the morning.

2.
an object you can use to beat-off into. aka v-g-n-

dude i totally made that girl an alyson last night
she’s a quag
whoa did you just see that alyson go by??? what a quag! you’re cute b-tch

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