alyssia
a s-xy -ss cool chick who all the other females hate off of because everyone likes her and all the guys want her. she’s smart, but so funny that’d you’d never guess she was. she’s athletic and has her head on straight. she’s adventourus and does crazy things. you cant help but to love her! the type of girl any guy would want!
man, that girl alyssia is the type of girl any guy would be lucky to have
s-xy, amazing, boyfriend stealing, smart, everything a guy would ever want girl!
alyssia is the most beautiful girl i’ve ever met.
long ago in the ancient lands the land was covered by the blankets of the frozen ones. the people were scared and there was famine. they prayed and they prayed to the moon for their forgiveness but it did not come. finally after many sunless days one sunny day did come. a b-tterfly landed on a small flower that grew from the sun outside the village of khiloa and they called the b-tterfly for its beauty and grace after the small flower….. the b-tterfly came and when it was on the flower, they called it alyssium, the b-tterfly day.
alyssium is celebrated on the fifteenth of may in rememberance of the b-tterfly who brought life to a dessolute wasteland…
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