Alzsimon’s
term used to describe simon’s general state of being, which is strikingly similar to early-onset alzheimer’s. most likely a result of years of alcohol and drug abuse.
alzsimon’s causes behaviour such as leaving the room halfway through a program and forgetting to return, continuously losing your telephone or keys, and knocking over virtually every beer you put by your feet within two minutes of opening it.
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