am just keeping it for a mate

when you find steroids , drugs , animal p-rn & other embarr-ssing items at a friends house and they try to convince you its not theirs , but it is.
male 1 – mate why you got testosterone hidden in your gym ?.

male 2 – am just keeping it for a mate .

mate 1 – okay am sure you are schwartzenegger.

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