am just keeping it for a mate
when you find steroids , drugs , animal p-rn & other embarr-ssing items at a friends house and they try to convince you its not theirs , but it is.
male 1 – mate why you got testosterone hidden in your gym ?.
male 2 – am just keeping it for a mate .
mate 1 – okay am sure you are schwartzenegger.
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