a chocolate chip cookie
i’m going to eat an amallia
- hor house
residence belonging to a gender-neutral cell or organism. this cell reproduces more rapidly within the confines of hor house.
a annoying ginger c-nt. most likely called curtis. who’s that ginger guy you always hang around with? who? curtis the ginok?
- Calling off Doug
when you aren’t sick or have any emergency, but you still don’t want to go to work. i feel fine today. but i’m calling off doug to work anyway
- Socratic Method Troll
socratic method trolls use the socratic method in a disingenuous manner to try and win arguments, without ever having to make an argument themselves. sjw’s, libertarians and “anarcho” capitalists have all adopted socratic method trolling to combat critics. socratic method trolls, when faced with an argument attacking their beliefs, rather than making a counter argument, […]
- Hulu and heavy petting
hulu isn’t considered as good as netflix and heavy petting doesn’t feel as good as s-x (chill). hulu, netflix, hulu and handjobs, netflix and chill, amazon and -n-l, tv, television, cable tv, network tv, s-x, making out i don’t care that my girlfriend likes it more, hulu and heavy petting isn’t nearly as good as […]