Amanda Jones


amanda jones is a beast that was thought to be killed off in the 1800s. but when the scene/emo era evolved, she was transformed into the body of a smelly, fat, hairy, teenager who wore skinnies and too-tight tanktops. she is often represented by a big circle with a cloud over the head, because drawing the real thing would curse you. amanda jones is an evil god (they do not even believe her to be a female) who has bad breath. people do not walk around jenny craig anymore because it was proven by ghost experts that amanda jones would sp-wn there and wreck havoc to anybodys eyes. people do not draw/google her anymore because her face would cause external/internal damage or bleeding.
dude! that whale over there with lion hair sorta looks like amanda jones!

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