an excited and always hyper girl with flowy hair and an excitement for dogs. enjoys making up strange words for the fun of it.
i met this weird amaria last night.
a negative used to express one’s inability to be f-ck-d to do something. erghhh! do i have to give an example?
- ben hodgson bodgson
a man who buys lots of cars he can’t actually drive. also has s-xual relations with hes sister. a ben hodgson also has genetic relations to rabbits. ben hodgson bodgson brought a £6000 car that he can’t even drive then had s-x with hes sister to celebrate.
1. the act of engaging in a mental fantasy concerning maturbation resulting in accidental climax after having become ex-masturbatory (i.e. for lent, life, 5 minutes) or more commonly… 2. the act of masterbating to the thought of an ex-lover (usually accompanied by tears of lonliness and often hatred) 2 1/2. or even masturbating with an […]
- wet axe
the reception of a bl-wj-b while skillfully playing a song on guitar hero guy 1: “bro, wha’d you do last night?” guy 2: “dude i was playin ‘crazy train’ and my girlfriend gave me the best wet axe”
- earl grey
a very delicious tea, made from black tea leaves and oil of bergamot deron kicked back with a cup of earl grey to unwind 1) a travelling magician that invented tea. he travelled to a small indigenous village where the people smoked the leaves from a local tree. earl grey turned up at the village […]