Amateur Holiday


a day that has some legitimate meaning behind it (new years eve, st. patricks day, etc.) but is instead known for lightweights and drunk d-bags who drink more than they should and get sloppy drunk because its “cool man!” st. patricks day is such an amateur holiday.
on st. patrick’s day i wanted to have some corned beef and a few green beers but every bar and restaurant was filled with sloppy drunk people in their 20s to 50s who cant hold their liquor. st patricks day is a textbook amateur holiday.

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