amazon rank
amazon rank
function: verb
inflected form(s): amazon ranked
1. to censor and exclude on the basis of adult content in literature (except for playboy, penthouse, dogfighting and graphic novels depicting incest orgies).
2. to make changes based on inconsistent applications of standards, logic and common sense.
etymology: from 12 april 2009 removal of sales rank figures from books on amazon.com containing s-xual, erotic, romantic, gay, lesbian, bis-xual, transgendered or queer content, rendering them impossible to find through basic search functions at the top of amazon.com’s website. t-tles stripped of their sales rankings include “b-st-rd out of carolina,” “lady chatterly’s lover,” several romance novels, glbtq fiction novels, ya books, and narratives about gay people.
example of usage: “i tried to do a report on lady chatterly’s lover for english lit, but my teacher amazon ranked me and i got an f on grounds that it was obscene.”
alternate usage: “my girlfriend wanted to preserve her virginity, and i was happy to respect that, then she amazon ranked and decided -n-l s-x was okay.”
amazon rank
function: verb
inflected form(s): amazon ranked
1. to censor and exclude on the basis of adult content in literature (except for playboy, penthouse, dogfighting and graphic novels depicting incest orgies).
2. to make changes based on inconsistent applications of standards, logic and common sense.
etymology: from 12 april 2009 removal of sales rank figures from books on amazon.com containing s-xual, erotic, romantic, gay, lesbian, bis-xual, transgendered or queer content, rendering them impossible to find through basic search functions at the top of amazon.com’s website. t-tles stripped of their sales rankings include “b-st-rd out of carolina,” “lady chatterly’s lover,” prominent romance novels, glbtq fiction novels, ya books, and narratives about gay people.
“i tried to do a report on lady chatterly’s lover for english lit, but my teacher amazon ranked me and i got an f on grounds that it was obscene.”
alternate usage: “my girlfriend wanted to preserve her virginity, and i was happy to respect that, then she amazon ranked and decided -n-l s-x was okay.”
function: verb
inflected form(s): amazon ranked
1. to censor and exclude on the basis of adult content in literature (except for playboy, penthouse, dogfighting and graphic novels depicting incest orgies).
2. to make changes based on inconsistent applications of standards, logic and common sense.
etymology: from 12 april 2009 removal of sales rank figures from books on amazon.com containing s-xual, erotic, romantic, gay, lesbian, bis-xual, transgendered or queer content, rendering them impossible to find through basic search functions at the top of amazon.com’s website. t-tles stripped of their sales rankings include “b-st-rd out of carolina,” “lady chatterly’s lover,” several romance novels, glbtq fiction novels, ya books, and narratives about gay people.
example of usage: “i tried to do a report on lady chatterly’s lover for english lit, but my teacher amazon ranked me and i got an f on grounds that it was obscene.”
alternate usage: “my girlfriend wanted to preserve her virginity, and i was happy to respect that, then she amazon ranked and decided -n-l s-x was okay.”
to remove or deny a book’s ranking status on amazon.com on the basis of ‘adult content’, although in reality the basis is glbt and romance novels.
to hypocritcally refuse something on the basis of ‘adult content’ while allowing something with an even higher ‘adult content’
example of usage: “i tried to do a report on lady chatterly’s lover for english lit, but my teacher amazon ranked me and i got an f on grounds that it was obscene.”
alternate usage: “my girlfriend wanted to preserve her virginity, and i was happy to respect that, then she amazon ranked and decided -n-l s-x was okay.”
1. to censor and exclude on the basis of adult content in literature (except for playboy, penthouse, dogfighting and graphic novels depicting incest orgies).
2. to make changes based on inconsistent applications of standards, logic and common sense.
origin: from 12 april 2009 removal of sales rank figures from books on amazon.com containing s-xual, erotic, romantic, gay, lesbian, bis-xual, transgendered or queer content, rendering them impossible to find through basic search functions at the top of amazon.com’s website. t-tles stripped of their sales rankings include “b-st-rd out of carolina,” “lady chatterly’s lover,” prominent romance novels, glbtq fiction novels, ya books, and narratives about gay people.
“i tried to do a report on lady chatterly’s lover for english lit, but my teacher used the amazon rank on me and i got an f on grounds that it was obscene.”
alternate usage: “my girlfriend wanted to preserve her virginity, and i was happy to respect that, then she amazon ranked and decided -n-l s-x was okay.”
verb
inflected form(s): amazon ranked
1. to censor and exclude on the basis of adult content in literature (except for playboy, penthouse, dogfighting and graphic novels depicting incest orgies).
2. to make changes based on inconsistent applications of standards, logic and common sense.
etymology: from 12 april 2009 removal of sales rank figures from books on amazon.com containing s-xual, erotic, romantic, gay, lesbian, bis-xual, transgendered or queer content, rendering them impossible to find through basic search functions at the top of amazon.com’s website. t-tles stripped of their sales rankings include “b-st-rd out of carolina,” “lady chatterly’s lover,” prominent romance novels, glbtq fiction novels, ya books, and narratives about gay people.
“i tried to do a report on lady chatterly’s lover for english lit, but my teacher amazon ranked me and i got an f on grounds that it was obscene.”
“my girlfriend wanted to preserve her virginity, and i was happy to respect that, then she amazon ranked and decided -n-l s-x was okay.”
amazon rank
function: verb
inflected form(s): amazon ranked
1. to censor and exclude on the basis of adult content in literature (except for playboy, penthouse, dogfighting and graphic novels depicting incest orgies).
2. to make changes based on inconsistent applications of standards, logic and common sense.
etymology: from 12 april 2009 removal of sales rank figures from books on amazon.com containing s-xual, erotic, romantic, gay, lesbian, bis-xual, transgendered or queer content, rendering them impossible to find through basic search functions at the top of amazon.com’s website. t-tles stripped of their sales rankings include “b-st-rd out of carolina,” “lady chatterly’s lover,” prominent romance novels, glbtq fiction novels, ya books, and narratives about gay people.
example of usage: “i tried to do a report on lady chatterly’s lover for english lit, but my teacher amazon ranked me and i got an f on grounds that it was obscene.”
alternate usage: “my girlfriend wanted to preserve her virginity, and i was happy to respect that, then she amazon ranked and decided -n-l s-x was okay.”
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