Amazonesia


receiving a package from amazon.com that you ordered, but do not recall ordering. amazonesia often occurs after drunken, late-night, online shopping sprees. the condition is worsened by subscription to amazon prime.
bill came home and found a ups box on his front door. he picked it up and saw that it was addressed to him, from amazon.com. bill tries to think of what could be inside the box, but can’t remember what he ordered; bill has amazonesia.

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