amazonian penis fish
the kandiru fish of the amazon. called the ‘amazonian p-n-s fish’ because of it’s rather unsettling habit of occasionally swimming up the urethra of an individual taking a p-ss in the amazon. it then proceeds to secrete it’s spines into the urethra, and embeds itself in the urethra, mistakenly thinking its latched into the gill structure of another fish- its usually prefered prey.
jake got his p-n-s plugged by an amazonian p-n-s fish!
jake: doctor, what are you doing with that knife!?!?!
doctor: im sorry, son, but we’re gonna have to cut of your c-ck.
jake: nooooo!!!!1!!1!1
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the kandiru fish of the amazon. called the ‘amazonian p-n-s fish’ because of it’s rather unsettling habit of occasionally swimming up the urethra of an individual taking a p-ss in the amazon. it then proceeds to secrete it’s spines into the urethra, and embeds itself in the urethra, mistakenly thinking its latched into the gill structure of another fish- its usually prefered prey.
jake got his p-n-s plugged by an amazonian p-n-s fish!
jake: doctor, what are you doing with that knife!?!?!
doctor: im sorry, son, but we’re gonna have to cut of your c-ck.
jake: nooooo!!!!1!!1!1
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