amazonprimeitis
a disorder featuring the urge to purchase an item on amazon prime. this disorder is more prevalent after thanksgiving and lasting a few days before christmas. it can also crop up during loved ones birthdays or anniversaries.
it is normally accompanied by an increase in credit card debt and ups/fed ex deliveries.
there is no known cure.
my wife enjoys purchasing so many gifts during the christmas season she now has amazonprimeitis.
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