amber job
the act of performing manual stimulation or oral s-x of the f-ll-t– nature, then allowing the receiver to “blow his load” in the giver’s hand, proceeded by the giver licking the c-m from his or her hand. sometimes compared to blowing a load in the giver’s mouth, but clearly not the same.
guy 1: hey man, how was your night?
guy 2: whoa dude, this girl i hooked up with totally gave me an amber job– she licked my baby batter right off of her hand!
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