ambigude


n: 1. one who through artifice or nature, intentionally or unintentionally, leaves his or her s-xual orientation to the imagination.

n: 2. one who is attactive to members of both s-xes, who knowingly or unknowingly encourages such an attraction, and whose s-xual orientation is frustratingly ambiguous.

note: not to be confused with androgynous
person 1: jonas is such an ambigude.
person 2: i know! how can a man know if he’s got a chance?

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