ambigusexual
ambigus-xual. am-big-yoo-sek-shoo-uhl or, especially brit., -seks-yoo-
-adjective. of, pertaining to, or exhibiting actions of s-xual behavior that are in contrary with each other.
-noun. an ambigus-xual person.
paul: “did you hear? clifton just got thrown outta the ‘world’s friendliest karaoke bar’ in seattle! on new year’s eve eve… even!”
terry: “that’s no surprise. that establishment holds in the deepest respects toward heteros-xuals, bis-xuals, transvest-tes, and hermaphrodites… but when it comes down to br-ss taxes; they hold a ‘no tolerance policy’ for ambigus-xuals. it’s established so that the regulars won’t be left scratchin’ their heads about a newcomer’s s-xuality.”
paul: “huh… it makes sense. but poor, poor clifton, i’m fairly certain he was just trying to make some new friends. he sometimes tries too hard, and comes out overly enthusiastic. did you know that he’s actually straight?”
terry: “really?! that is surprising! i mean for a guy whose karaoke callsign is ‘marsha marsha marsha’!
paul: “yea… it’s been that for years… it has somethin’ to do with that show, ‘scrubs’ and its medical doctor character, jd. it was given to him by a friend and he’s been stuck with it ever since.
strangely though, he treats it with a sense of sentimentality.”
terry: “say no more! message clearly received! ‘scrubs’ is a great show! but poor, poor clifton, what a confused soul he must be right now.”
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