ambijerktrous
the ability to browse internet p-rnography while retaining the capability to m-st-rb-t- and control the mouse or touch screen with -rg-smical ambidextrous control.
when surfing p-rn…sometimes i use my right hand because i want to be held by someone familiar and sometimes i use my left hand because i want to feel like a used wh-r-. thank “a masturbating is not a sin” god that i’m ambijerktrous with my mouse/masturbation control!
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