ambistrokestrous


being efficient with both hands at stroking.
like ambidextrous
guy 1: so are you a righty or a lefty?
guy 2: well technically i’m a righty, but when it comes to taking care of myself, i’m ambistrokestrous.
guy 1: nice, that way your muscles stay balanced

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