after burning a candle long enough for most of the wax to melt, blow out the candle and dip your p-n-s into it for pleasure. this will also double as a slim fitting condom once the wax dries.
i didn’t have any condoms and limited time for forplay, so i just used an ambrosian wax wrap last night. felt better then that fire and ice sh-t, plus its like a condom with a no slip grip.
a person who likes to touch things. anamari likes to touch things.
- angel's touch
when you are peeing or sh-tt-ng and your d-ck touches the urinal / toilet where other d-cks probably have been. i was sh-tt-ng comfortably when suddenly my d-ck feels cold like an angel’s touch.
auspistice is a “facilitator” of some sort between two others, mediating interactions between them & keeping their relationship functional also being similar yet distinct from a kismesis relationship jake & dirk would count as auspisticism due to the fact they both try to keep their relationship functional on many ways
- bat goggles
when you go to teabag someone but rethink and put your c-m carriers onto the other persons eye sockets alec total gave me bat goggles when i was sleeping
- brain snack
when you do so much homework without any break that your brain gets hungover and you can’t think about sh-t. this leads to getting some delicious snack that’s for “thinking purposes” bob: i’m hungover, i need a brain snack. bill: b-tch, you’re just finding another excuse to eat something you fat slob.