amBushed


when someone unexpectedly walks in or when you drop a towel in a changing room and sees your bush in all its glory.
“jessica’s brother walked in when i was using the bathroom at her house. i was mid pee and jumped up, he ambushed me. i should have shaved.”
the act of ambushing your friends with a chick on your arm at an clearly understood testosterone-only event, such as a poker party or chasing skirts at a club – esentially, bringing sand to the beach.
i can’t believe john ambushed the poke party with his girlfriend. usually, i take his money before showing him the door, but in this case i didn’t even bother opening it.

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