Americamania
a form of mania that is very common in places in europe. symtoms include: making definitions about “americ-nts” hating on people because they are proud to be american, making up random stereotypes about americans and always thinking about how much america is better then your sh-tty country. the only cure is to go to america.
british person: bl–dy ‘ell is that a americ-nt i see there?
american: huh?
british person: what the f-ck is the matter with you?
american: what?
british person: why did you vote for bush?
american: i voted for kerry, sir
british person: then why is america in iraq?
american: i don’t know i’m not bush
british person: you ignorant -sshole!
american: your the one being ignorant, how about you come with me back to america?
-british person goes to america and has 15 orgasams while the american anthem plays in the backround-
me: hail satan! another case of americamania is cured!
1 more definition
what happens when a bunch of europeans start sh-tting themselves over the united states bombing a third world genocidal maniac’s country.
usually results in a lot of europeans protesting, as they actually think what they believe really f-cking matters.
european: yea! you iraqis and somalis ect. we’re with you! screw the amerikkka! americamania!
somali: where were you when they mutilated my mother?
iraqi: where were you when they g-ssed my village and
raped my wife?
european: … uh… yea! no war for oil! americamania!
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