American beer


comparable to having s-x on a boat. it’s f-cking close to water.
european person: what’s up with this barley water?
what the rest of the world knows as water.
i thought i asked for a beer, not a dasani.
h2o (or hoh) is the most abundant molecule on the surface of the earth. at room temperature it is a nearly colorless, tasteless, and odorless liquid. boils at 100°c, freezes at 0°c. you should drink at least 8 gl-sses of it a day.
the temperance movement took a toll on the production and quality of american beer.
dog p-ss and fairy sauce. the cr-ppiest beer ever. australian and european beer is the best!
yuck taste this cr-p. its called american beer…

no thanks!
defined by a few large quant-ty brewers who produce absolute swill, and thousands of small, relatively unknown brewers who, in fact, make some of the best beer in the world, in many cases better than import beers.
compare budweiser with a nice, high quality pyramid beer. both are american beer, but vastly different in quality and taste.

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