american brando
a middle aged man who has a bowl hair cut and works at a grocery store. he enjoys eating powder doughnut holes while he’s on his break. in his freetime he enjoys playing pokemon go and getting drunk.
“hey steve why is that guy have a bowl hair cut.”
“that’s just american brando.”
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