American Canyon
a small town overrun by cops that have nothing better to do than to har-ss innocent teenagers trying to have fun. instead of helping vallejo where actual crime is happening
american canyon cops:
cop1: hey i’m tired of sucking your d-ck
cop2: what d-ck?
cop1: lets arrest that kid! he’s not wearing a helmet!
cop2:yea! i dont wanna help vallejo, i’ll get shot!
cop1 and 2: yay!!! we’re p-ss-es!
a.k.a. ac, amcam, the great canyon of america.
cr-ppy little town full of track housing and a walmart.
“the gateway to the napa valley”.
but it’s more like the armpit.
-you live in american canyon?
–sigh- yes.
-i’m sorry.
old women’s big brown crack
dude, your mom has a huge american canyon
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