American Diary


a cool band from maryland with amazingly cool members. mikey who plainly rocks out and sprays water/beer about the air. reeder who drums feverishly and has cool piercings for a man. ben who has an amazing lisp and cool kicks. then, brendon who sings it loud and proud while rocking the b-ss (and has cool hair). usually seen in towson md
james: did you see american diary at recher theater this weekend?

tami: yeah! i got pictures with all the boys! and mikey spit on me with beer!

james: lucky!

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