American Fatball
“sport” in which overweight americans run 2 yards, b-mp into each other and fall to the ground. they then have a 5 minute rest period to recover from the “exertion”. apparently there is a ball involved, but usually the fatties let the 1 skinny black guy on the team have it and let him do all the work. wearing padding is mandatory and seems to be of little value since the cushions of fat most players have could easily negate any damage and only serves to make it more of a p-ssy sport then rugby, which is hard since rugby is a game in which burly h-m-s-xuals attempt to grope each other.
not wishing to leave the obese 90% of their population without a national sport americans invented american fatball.
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