american gods
an awesome book about america written by an awesome british dude. there’s a leprechaun who’s addicted to heroin, and a gay genie cab driver. i know this definition sucks, just read it.
“just finished chapter one of american g-ds and a hooker ate a dude with her v-g-n-, what the f-ck?”
“yeah it’s pretty weird.”
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