when you are having a threesome with two guys and a chick and one is getting head while the other is giving -n-l and the third is in her v-g-n-. and simultaneosly j-zz at the same time.
oh man me tommy, jake, and adam gave courtney an alsakan manhammer last night
a super bangin’ boyfriend. “whats up boyfie” “yo mama, keep off my boyfie.” portmanteau of “boyfriend” and “wifey.” used to describe a boyfriend who is attentive and caring in the ways a traditional housewife might be. also: boyfy. hey boyfie, get in the kitchen and cook me some dinner.
toiletries for men. do you need any boyletries from the drugstore? razors, deodorant, jock itch powder?
an alten is an amazing girl. she makes you smile every time you see her. she is the funniest person anyone would know. she is fun, loving, caring, has a great sense of humor, and is someone you can do something stupid with and get away with it. an alten is also a girk who […]
- Alternative music
a vast music genre that can be similar to pop music, or completely different. unlike pop music, the artists and bands have real talent. some alternative bands are every avenue, mgmt, and the naked and famous. they may not be played on the radio but that doesn’t mean they are not great. alternative music is […]
- Brady Jackson
(adj) – to not realize an automobile window is closed whilst attempting to litter through said window, and hits self in face with deflected trash. please, visualize it… …go into my head, come back out and tell me its not funny. i dare you. brady jackson fails at littering