American Idle


peter strand
see: furious george, pedro, vacation destroyer, peternator
how come peter strand isn’t at his computer?
he’s being american idle again
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when someone sits idling at a green light while singing along to their radio. originally coined by buster–ss marcus of the donkey show in eugene, or.
“oh man! i was so into that song, i just american idled everyone behind me for 3 lights!”
(1) a couch potato who can get off only by watching judges diss a singa.

(2) what happens while you g-ss in your new hummer at zero mpg, sitting out a gas station traffic jam, waiting for oil to fall back under $6.66/gallon.

(3) what happened in the oval office when dubya was prez.
that lazy -ss ain’t no dawg, he just g-ss himself with bean dip till he the next american idle. kaboom!

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