American Microwave


farting in the presence of other people inside a car with all the windows rolled up and the heater on. not to be confused with the dutch oven that requires the farter and someone else underneath a blanket.
scenerio: driving down the freeway on a cold winter day.
comment: “eww josh! it stinks in here!”
reply: “yes, i just created an american microwave.”

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