American Shitizen
an american citizen(technically), who decides to buy a new car to help boost the u.s. economy, but end up buying a j-panese rice-burning piece of sh-t instead of an american car, having the opposite effect.
american sh-tizen
mike: “hey guys, i got a new car.”
worker #1:”oh, yeah?”
mike:”yeah, i decided that i should be a good american citizen, so i bought a new toyota.”
worker #2:”mike, you’re confused. that makes you a sh-tizen, not a citizen.”
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