America’s Trinket Store


(from america’s technology store–the name given to radio shack back in the late 1990s/early 2000 zeroes). the christmas tree shops, a place known for selling knicknacks and decorative items. sometimes you can even buy a celluloid christmas tree there.
frodo: “i’m going to america’s trinket store to buy a crystal ball for my garden.” saruman: “could you get me a minature santa while you’re there? i like his beard.”

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