Americow


subspecies of the north-americ-nt.refrigerator-like,hirstute mammal of apparently indeterminate gender.gender may be tentavively determined by threatening with a full sentence,or prodding with super size freedom fries and diet c-ke.if the creature emits a nasal wail expressing ent-tlement,the beast may be female(or more likely hermaphroditic).often enlarges mouth in a vain attempt to make it’s posterior look smaller.emits stench of rotten onions when aroused or threatened.
garden varitey americows;rosie o’donnell
ann coulter(ectomorphic mutation)
barbara bush
angelina jolie

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