AmerIslam


a confused american citizen practicing the mother lands religion but has serious ident-ty issues that extend culturally as well.
regular dude: yoooooooooo bro! you wanna grub out at the p-ssayunk diner?

amerislamist: no doubt, no doubt homeboy…. wait, hold up! is that sh-t halal?!?!?

regular dude: ummm, i have no idea what you’re talking about.

amerislamist: ah man, neither do i! let’s h-t that sh-t up!

regular dude: bro, you whack son.

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