Amherst College


the best school in the universe. period. yes, better than harvard. and not in the middle of nowhere. yes, williams sucks.
girl: i go to williams. where do you go to school?
boy: amherst.
girl: take me. take me now.
boy: don’t want no stds.
girl: d-mn, but there is nothing else to do in the middle of nowhere.
number two, and bitter about it. see sh-t for more information.
“like all of my cl-ssmates, i go to amherst college because i didn’t get in to williams college.”

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