amish affair
unmarital s-x to a farm animal, while married to a woman.
jacob; “zeke can’t take his road test today, he had an amish affair.”
abraham; “what does that have to do with his road test?”
jacob; “the horse is far too tired to try pulling a buggy now.”
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