amish butter-churner


when having s-x with a woman who is lactating, collect a gl-ss of her breast milk. place your woman on her back with her legs in the air and pour the breastmilk into her v-g-n-l c-n-l. procede to f-ck her straight down as though you are churning b-tter. when the milk curdles, wipe it on a piece of toast and feed it to your partner.
“dude, last night my chick was hungry, so i gave her an amish b-tter-churner!”

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