Amish JackHammer
the act of flying 69’ing with a female. after -j-c-l-t–n in her mouth, you pile-drive her into the ground.
“dude, why is chrissy in the hospital?”
“sh-t got crazy last night, i pulled an amish jackhammer so she’s in a coma”
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