Beatrice Beatdown


an intense rough m-ssage mostly given after a hard game, most notably by beatrice “the fireant” middleton.
morris: “that was a rough game. i’m exhausted.”

beatrice: “well, would you like a m-ssage to help you relax?”

morris: “no thanks! i’m not ready for a beatrice beatdown, it wasn’t that hard of a game!”

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