amish plow
when having s-x from behind, in the “doggie” position, you knock a girls arms out from under her and pull them back above her head, smacking her head against the floor and making her into a virtual plow.
(walking around while in this position is optional)
last night me and becky were having s-x and i pulled the amish plow! i’ll never see her again!
during s-xual intercourse, namely doggy style, the male swipes both arms from underneath the female. thus causing her face to plow violently against the ground/bed, which in turn, causes a m-ssive rash to appear.
(works well on carpet)
friend: “hey kristine, where did you get that f-ckin m-ssive rash on your face?”
kristine: “oh, one of the basketballers was f-ckin me from behind on the carpet and he gave me the amish plow…”
friend: “hahahaha! you dummmmmmmmmmmmmmmb c-nt! i told you to quit bein’ a groupie sl-t!”
kristine: “i know, i know… but it hurt soooo good!”
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