amish rocking chair

an act performed after human feces is frozen, as in a frozen stanley or a frozen francis. two men then put opposing ends of the frozen t-rd in their r-ct-ms and proceed to “rock” back and forth, attempting to reach -ssgasm before the p–py melts.
jacob: dude, did you see those two guys over there in the corner?

mike: yea man, it looks like what we did last night with that frozen piece of sh-t.

jacob: yea, that was one sweet amish rocking chair.

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